19 Tweets About Horses We're Gonna Need You To Read By The End Of The Day

Further proof you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him tweet. Have some laughs with these hilarious horse tweets. 

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    Text - Cat Damon Follow @CornOnTheGoblin me: [pretends to cough to cover up a fart] my friend in the back part of our two person horse costume: are you kidding me 12:41 PM -9 May 2017 291 Retweets 929 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - The Funny Horse Follow @horseyhumour #funnyhorse Dad now I would like to bring the young man some carrots. Would that be acceptable? slide to reply meter-ten: my dad is coming out to see my horse tomorrow... STRANGEDEAVER.com 9:42 AM -30 Dec 2016
    via twitter
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    Text - kim christmas Follow @KimmyMonte "I want a car but I want to feel like I'm on a fast horse" - guy who invented convertibles 10:55 AM - 3 Jun 2017 22 Retweets 76 Likes
    via twitter
  • 04
    Horse - The Funny Horse Follow @horseyhumour #funnyhorse AND THEN I SAID CATS ARE PETS FOR POOR PEOPLE 8:39 AM -30 Dec 2016
    via twitter
  • 05
    Text - Anna Drezen Follow @annadrezen Next time u see a person on a horse go up to them and say "Oh nice, what is that?" 7:54 AM - 8 Jul 2017 301 Retweets 1,804 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - mo Follow @chuuew Who called it a police horse and not a clip clop-cop? 6:57 AM - 13 Jun 2017 278 Retweets 691 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Nick Williamson Follow @koodeau Horse funerals on tuesdays #funny COMEART We cater any event! Wedding Graduation Horse funeral Drug intervention Tuesdays Horse funeral A quiet night alone Return of Jim Anniversary (of horse funeral) 10:12 PM - 18 Nov 2018
    via twitter
  • 08
    Text - keith Follow @KeetPotato chess is a lot like real life the man does very little the woman does everything and horses move forward then sideways a bit 3:28 AM - 9 Jan 2017 TS 986 Retweets 2,902 Likes
    via twitter
  • 09
    Cartoon - Melanie Follow @Hatsplace Humor on #CharlieChaplin's birthday, humor is great. #humor #horseappetite #veggielunch #funnyhorse IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE MOO... 10:30 AM - 16 Apr 2016
    via twitter
  • 10
    Text - Paul Follow @bingowings14 [God inventing zebra] How about a horse that's dressed for bed? 1:16 PM - 23 Feb 2017 110 Retweets 243 Likes
    via twitter
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    Chain-link fencing - The Funny Horse Follow @horseyhumour #funnyhorse HORSES LAY DOWN PLEASE DON'T CALL 911 9:09 AM - 29 Dec 2016
    via twitter
  • 13
    Snout - The Funny Horse Follow @horseyhumour #funnyhorse IFA HUMAN FEMALEBUYS YOU SHE WILL DO THIS TO YOUR FACE OFTEN. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. makeameme.org 5:44 AM -29 Dec 2016
    via twitter
  • 14
    Text - Siobhan Thompson Follow @vornietom Hard to think of women as the crazy ones when one of the first stories was how a bunch of dudes hid in a big horse just to get one girl back 13 Jul 2017 2:40 PM 513 Retweets 2,093 Likes uiaa
    via twitter
  • 15
    Text - Sean Leahy Follow @thepunningman Interviewer: Under skills you put horse whisperer and able to see ghosts Me: Ask that horse if you don't believe me Interviewer: What horse? 2:58 AM 12 Jun 2017 - 430 Retweets 1,316 Likes
    via twitter
  • 16
    Text - beth, an alienTM Follow @bourgeoisalien You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him fix your broken marriage. Horses are bad marriage counselors, they just drink the water 7:59 PM - 16 Jul 2017 40 Retweets 193 Likes
    via twitter
  • 17
    Text - madds Follow @whatmaddness Cool horse: "I couldn't care at all." Fat horse: "Omg. I could carrot so much." 12:21 PM - 6 May 2017 173 Retweets 392 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Elle h Hell Follow @ElleOhHell HORSE WEARING EARBUDS: *walks into bar* BARTENDER: Why the long fa-- HORSE: CAN I GET AN APPLETINI? 6:02 AM -16 Feb 2017 577 Retweets 2,091 Likes
    via twitter
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    Text - Chris Worthington Follow @SomeChrisTweets Everyone loves the story of the town electing a dog mayor, but I grew up there. Snakes deliver the mail. Police horses own guns. It is Hell 8:24 PM - 7 Jul 2017 105 Retweets 445 Likes
    via twitter

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